THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO FML

Today, I put skittles up my vagina, being sweet for my boyfriend on valentines working day, so I might flavor fantastic. As he was having me out, he pushed a person skittle up up to now and couldn't get it out. I led to up from the ER for 4 several hours, with laughing nurses. FML.his 2 daughters are irresponsible and unreliable heron addicts